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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband said: "But they are twins.

If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.
Later I phoned her up for a date but she'd popped her clogs.
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I backed a horse last week at 10 to one.
It came in at quarter past four.
    
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