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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Santa has a funny dream

 Santa kept having the same strange dream every night, so he made an appointment to see a doctor.
Doctor Ajaib: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor Ajaib: [smiling to himself] So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor Ajaib: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that's the weird thing.

In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor Ajaib: Does the door have anything written on it?
Santa: Yes it does.
Doctor: And what do these letters say?
Santa: It says, "Pull."
    Compiled from the internet

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