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Laughing out loud

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Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

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Two soldiers are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!

* * * * * * * * * * * *My roommate told me my clothes look gay.

I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

   

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